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I have a suggestion(not prgm related)

Posted by have_dinner [send private reply] at August 09, 2001, 12:34:57 AM

May i make this suggestion??

The most common male fantasy is, when you're at mates place, eating dinner, and his really hot sister is siting next to you, and rubbing her leg against yours.

Now tell me you have never had that fantasy... mmmm, hot sister

Posted by CHollman82 [send private reply] at October 01, 2001, 10:32:53 PM

Posted by triplec1986 [send private reply] at August 09, 2001, 02:42:23 PM

Well I don't think i have, maybe a dog's tail lol. But all my friends sisters have been too ung and annoying. Lol.

Posted by RedX [send private reply] at August 09, 2001, 04:00:36 PM

That's mostly a commons boys fantasy. When you grow up, you'll know what the common male fantasy is: At your mates place, drinking beer, watching TV and his really hot twin sisters siting next to you...

RedX

Posted by CHollman82 [send private reply] at October 01, 2001, 10:33:03 PM

Posted by have_dinner [send private reply] at August 09, 2001, 06:18:06 PM

chollman....

remedial english lesson 01:

mate = friend

that is enough for today class... study this, and return tomorrow with an example.
dismissed.


hehe

Posted by CHollman82 [send private reply] at October 01, 2001, 10:33:13 PM

Posted by spaceleader [send private reply] at August 09, 2001, 07:35:36 PM

hell yea same here

Posted by have_dinner [send private reply] at August 09, 2001, 09:23:12 PM

chollman in detention:

chollman "me want home!!! me no like"
ignorant teacher "bad chollman!!! bad... you speak english!!! not yankee!!!"
detention student "chollman, you're a spastic, how come you're not in one of those special schools???"
ignorant teach "chollman!!! that's enough out of your mouth"

hehe chollman is silly

Posted by sphinX [send private reply] at August 10, 2001, 01:00:41 AM

what you say??? how that work?

Posted by buzgub [send private reply] at August 10, 2001, 01:17:23 AM

from an australian perspective, US english is very odd. We've got perfectly good word for conserves, which you know as jellys. Because you call them jelly you need to change jelly into jello. Then, of course, we might eat a biscuit with our drinks, but with you lot, it would be a cookie, and so on.

American english seems sometimes to be garbled and unneccesarily contracted.... WASSUP!!!???

I think that's what have_dinner means, but I don't personally have a problem with it.

Posted by CHollman82 [send private reply] at October 01, 2001, 10:33:28 PM

Posted by gian [send private reply] at August 10, 2001, 02:28:54 AM

CHollman82, have_dinner, buzgub: No racism! Even though I am a New Zealand resident and it is in my blood to hassle australia, I will not, for I will be mature.

Posted by CHollman82 [send private reply] at October 01, 2001, 10:33:44 PM

Posted by CHollman82 [send private reply] at October 01, 2001, 10:34:22 PM

Posted by gian [send private reply] at August 10, 2001, 02:44:38 AM

You know... we could actually make a truce, I mean... we really did get off on the wrong foot, and I can't really say I like having enemies of any kind.

I'm serious, just say the word and we can be "friendly".

Posted by infryq [send private reply] at August 10, 2001, 02:46:16 AM

i got a kick out of that, gian... clever :)

Posted by CHollman82 [send private reply] at October 01, 2001, 10:33:58 PM

Posted by gian [send private reply] at August 10, 2001, 02:48:29 AM

Glad to see someone enjoyed it...
* gian sighs...

Posted by infryq [send private reply] at August 10, 2001, 02:59:35 AM

..but *prior* to chollman and gian's little catfight, y'all did have a point... "american" and the rest of the world's english are different. it sucks. i know people that did exchange with other countries and took english as their foreign language just because, you know, easy A right? heck no. they got killed in vocab, because things are so different in commonwealth english vs. american, and even grammar... man, if my english grammar was half as precise as i have to be with french...uh... my english teacher'd be a lot happier, i guess.

Posted by gian [send private reply] at August 10, 2001, 03:05:51 AM

I speak American english, which indeed has given me numerous problems with my New Zealand english teacher.

Posted by gian [send private reply] at August 10, 2001, 03:07:30 AM

I speak American english, which indeed has given me numerous problems with my New Zealand english teacher.

CHollman82: Well, the rest of us are actually here to enrich our lives by socializing with others with the same interests... if you are really that commited to "fucking around" with us, may I suggest you leave us, before somebody's mouse slips, and accidentally deletes your account.

Posted by buzgub [send private reply] at August 10, 2001, 03:16:22 AM

Gian: You are trying hard to avoid hassling us folks from oz? you would not believe how many bad sheep jokes I've carefully _not_ typed up :)

CHollman: I've never been to uluru. It's out in the middle of nowhere... what's the point of going way out to the back o' beyond to walk up (or stare at) a bloody great rock? By the way, the crumpet wouldn't fit (although that's a guess) and you most certainly are _not_ welcome to try.

It seems the only poor little sod speaking british english, so there you go.

Posted by gian [send private reply] at August 10, 2001, 05:13:31 AM

buzgub: I'm glad you've resisted, as have I... it's not that I have anything against ozzies, I just have so much great material... and no-one to use it on :-(

Posted by sphinX [send private reply] at August 14, 2001, 01:39:16 AM

hehe...and i am neither aussie nor new zealander so i tend to take the piss out of both of you :-)) although i have refrained on these boards :-)

Posted by gian [send private reply] at August 15, 2001, 11:03:23 PM

I'm an American, so I can take the piss out of anyone I want!!! Isn't that in the constitution?

Posted by CHollman82 [send private reply] at October 01, 2001, 10:34:10 PM

Posted by Cobbs [send private reply] at August 16, 2001, 01:41:40 AM

Hopefully they're not speaking literally :p

Posted by buzgub [send private reply] at August 16, 2001, 04:25:43 AM

any dairy farmers about :P?

Posted by sphinX [send private reply] at August 16, 2001, 08:32:18 AM

yes, quite an interesting phrase, one for the "learn how to bloody speak australian" book.....

Posted by buzgub [send private reply] at August 16, 2001, 11:55:49 PM

"taking the piss out of someone" = insulting someone.

Posted by gian [send private reply] at August 17, 2001, 02:07:44 AM

"taking the piss out of someone", or "taking the piss" usually refers to the mockery of something using a stereo-typical view of it.

eg. Some people for my school talent quest came out as rappers dressed in "puffy" jackets and rapped and break-danced really badly... they were "taking the piss out of rappers".

Posted by buzgub [send private reply] at August 17, 2001, 04:41:23 AM

true......

Posted by RedX [send private reply] at August 17, 2001, 02:43:16 PM

The US is a great place. Hundreds of tornado's can't be wrong.

RedX

Posted by CHollman82 [send private reply] at August 18, 2001, 12:11:04 AM

You beat us in Dingo attacks though :)

Posted by buzgub [send private reply] at August 18, 2001, 01:27:49 AM

I'm pretty darn sure that you'd be winning in the bear attack count, though :P

Posted by AngelOD [send private reply] at August 19, 2001, 08:27:45 AM

And just to comment in one way or another.. I officially live in the world's most boring country.. Denmark! The country where pretty much everything is legal, where no natural disasters strike, and you can only find "wild" animals in the zoo.. *sigh*

This is also the country where sexually abusing a minor (ie. younger than 15), and killing her afterwards, will get you about 6-8 years in prison..

Posted by infryq [send private reply] at August 19, 2001, 09:34:39 AM

that's really sad. what government are you guys under?

Posted by AngelOD [send private reply] at August 19, 2001, 09:37:12 AM

Us? You mean in Denmark? Errm.. Democracy.

Posted by infryq [send private reply] at August 19, 2001, 11:26:06 AM

so how did you all end up with such a slack penalty for murder?

Posted by RedX [send private reply] at August 19, 2001, 12:06:51 PM

In Belgium things are even worse: murder gives about 7 years and after 1/3 you're released. And that's the worst-case for a criminal. Else they escape conviction because the police made a little mistake (didn't spell a name correctly or so).

RedX

Posted by AngelOD [send private reply] at August 19, 2001, 12:30:44 PM

infryq: I honestly don't know.. I guess it happened sometime during the struggle to become the world's most tolerant country (currently 2nd, but they're still struggling).

Anyway, there are good sides of it.. An example of this is the acceptance of same-sex marriages.. Even in church if you should wish to do so. :o)

Posted by infryq [send private reply] at August 19, 2001, 02:43:46 PM

that's true... with the bad comes the good, and vice-versa

Posted by RedX [send private reply] at August 30, 2001, 12:41:28 PM

At the check-out point of a large supermarket...
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 toothpaste
1 bagel
1 liter of milk
1 apple
1 pear
1 banana
1 tomato
1 muesli bar
1 microwave dinner
1 frozen pizza
the guy at the check-out looks at the girl and says
- "alone, aye"
she smiles a bit embarrassed and mumbles
- "yeah, how did you guess ?"
the guy answers
- "coz you're ugly"


RedX

Posted by have_dinner [send private reply] at August 31, 2001, 01:41:51 AM

hahaha... that's funny, but it has nothing to do with any of the other posts :P

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