In the old days, chimpanzees were used as fuel for monolithic computers. Chimpanitronic 2000 was what we called it. While it reaked of monkey stank, it could do trillions of calculations per second.

One of the earliest hackers of this machine went by the name of "BoBo" he could manipulate chimpanitronic better than anyone else. Every keystroke choregraphed and executed more graceful than a ballet dancer and more feirce than charging bull.

BoBo's famous exploits included the "screecher" in which he would pound the keys furiously and scream loudly focusing his Chi into the machine until it gave him access.

One day BoBo met up with George Washington and together they built a wig-powered rocket chair, that could fly over to britain and drop bananna bombs. They were good friends.

Until recently, the secrets of BoBo and chimpanitronic have been lost. But I, one of the chimpan high priests bring it to you, for your enjoyment. You are truely blessed.

Takes one to know one.

How about we raise the money needed to buy one of those old Russian rockets and use it to give this Chimp a trip to a warm location.

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