MRS: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE CHEESE MR.CRUMPETTNUTT?

MR: OH YES, MRS.CRUMPETTNUTT. CHEESE, GOOD FOR THE SOUL, SAYS I.

MRS: THAT YOU DO DEAR HUSBAND. THAT. YOU. DO.
BOTH: *PAINFUL LAUGHTER*

SENATOR: I DO DECLARE, THIS IS QUITE ENTERTAINING CRUMPETTNUTT MY OLD BOY, BUT WHAT IS TO BE DONE WITH THE RABID ESKIMO CHILDREN?

MR: PERHAPS WE WILL LEAVE OUT SOME ICE CUBES... ONLY THE BEST, FOR ESKIMOS LOVE ICE, THEY DO. ONLY MY ICE CUBES ARE QUITE THE DEVLISH SORT, FOR THEY ARE LACED WITH POISON!

SENATOR: *HOHOHO* YOU TRUELY ARE THE BRAINS OF THIS TOWN MY GOOD MAN.

MR: WHY THANK YOU, HAVE ANOTHER ICE CUBE SENATOR?

what!!?? there's a fly in my drink
i know, i put it there...

simpsons are goooood

SchizoChimp is a waste of air/electricity/carbon/water/food
/space/time/space-time.

RedX

RedX: I believe we should build a matter instant transportation system and zap him out past pluto =]

Like that idea. But why don't we use a railgun. We'll strap him to a steel rod, and shoot him right to the nearest black hole. We'll just need to find a few nuclear reactors to provide the necessary electricity (only 2 or 3 GWatt).
When he's lanched he'll probably have to resist some G-forces (2 or 3 hundred).
After that he'll have to hold his breath for a millenia or 2 but after that he'll be the first to study a black hole up close.

(The matter transporter would be fun too, the problem are the bipolar quantum-space-time-converters. I only have unipolar converters.)

RedX

Well, so much for that idea then...

Dam, and I used my last bipolar quantum-space-time-converter last week. The other thing we could do is block any messages that are more than 80% capitals.

Or we could track him down and give him a punishment like those the Greek gods would give. Fill a bottomless pit or something.

RedX

Or in his case, act normal... :p